Do's and Dont's on a date

Do's

• Show up for sure(don't ditch)
• Wear a nice perfume, but not too strong, as I may get a headache
• Show only as much skin as you're comfortable showing
• Please eat, no use starving and wasting my money on the food ordered
• You might not mean it, but at least, pretend to offer to pay the bill, reach for the purse maybe, just do something
• I would love if you buy me something like a PlayStation
• I love it when you can decide on something sometimes; it saves time
• Even if something goes wrong or the date isn't a fairy tale perfect, don't hesitate to laugh over it
• I'd love it if you respected my privacy. Do not follow me to restroom
• Be yourself and don't go out of your way to please me

Do's and Dont's on a date

Don'ts

• Don't get violent while using your cutlery, or when you are eating and talking. You might kill me
• Don't wear a show that makes you topple over; Be comfortable!
• I cannot keep waiting, so be on time or I'll just and leave
• I'd like it if you concentrate on me and not talk about your Ex
• Don't show up like walking-talking makeup shop. I'd like to see a bit of your real facial skin
• Focus on me, I am your date. Don't check out other men around
• You don't need to dab powder every now and then. If you're with me, you are perfect
• Don't take a bite of my dessert, have your own. I'm paying aren't I?
• Don't be constantly on the phone with someone else when you are with me
• If the dinner didn't suit you, please keep the rude sounds in check till we get to a more discreet place
• Don't be too inquisitive about me. It's just a date, knowing my first name is enough