Friday, 28 August 2009

I Wonder Why!

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman duck when the villain throws the empty gun at him, especially after standing straight and taking the bullets on his chest?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on, Yes, it caught me too!

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



Friday, 14 August 2009

Never Give Up - Abraham Lincoln

    • Lost his job.
    • Got defeated for the legislature.
    • Started business and failed.
    • Wife died of a fatal disease.
    • Experienced nervous breakdown.
    • Contested in an election for speaker in the legislature and lost.
    • Tried for nomination in a Political Party and lost.
    • Applied for the post of a Land Officer and did not get it.
    • Contested for Senate and Lost.
    • Contested for Vice President and Lost.
    • Fought again for Senate and Lost.
    And two years later, got elected as the President of America.



    Wednesday, 22 July 2009

    Do's and Dont's on a date

    Do's

    • Show up for sure(don't ditch)
    • Wear a nice perfume, but not too strong, as I may get a headache
    • Show only as much skin as you're comfortable showing
    • Please eat, no use starving and wasting my money on the food ordered
    • You might not mean it, but at least, pretend to offer to pay the bill, reach for the purse maybe, just do something
    • I would love if you buy me something like a PlayStation
    • I love it when you can decide on something sometimes; it saves time
    • Even if something goes wrong or the date isn't a fairy tale perfect, don't hesitate to laugh over it
    • I'd love it if you respected my privacy. Do not follow me to restroom
    • Be yourself and don't go out of your way to please me

    Do's and Dont's on a date
    Don'ts


    • Don't get violent while using your cutlery, or when you are eating and talking. You might kill me
    • Don't wear a show that makes you topple over; Be comfortable!
    • I cannot keep waiting, so be on time or I'll just and leave
    • I'd like it if you concentrate on me and not talk about your Ex
    • Don't show up like walking-talking makeup shop. I'd like to see a bit of your real facial skin
    • Focus on me, I am your date. Don't check out other men around
    • You don't need to dab powder every now and then. If you're with me, you are perfect
    • Don't take a bite of my dessert, have your own. I'm paying aren't I?
    • Don't be constantly on the phone with someone else when you are with me
    • If the dinner didn't suit you, please keep the rude sounds in check till we get to a more discreet place
    • Don't be too inquisitive about me. It's just a date, knowing my first name is enough