Do's and Dont's on a date

Do's

• show up for sure(dont ditch)
• wear a nice perfume,but not too strong,as i get a headache.
• show only as much skin as you're comfortable showing.
• Please eat-no use starving and wasting my money on the food ordered.
• get drunk-only than can you laugh at my jokes.
• You might not mean it,but atleast pretend to offer to pay the bill.reach for the purse,maybe..just do something.
• I would love if you buy me something like a playstation.
• I love it when you can decide on something-sometimes..It saves time.
• Even if something goes wrong or the date isn't fairy tale perfect,don't hesitate to laugh over it.
• I'd love it if you respected my privacy.Don't follow me to loo.
• Be yourself and don't go out of your way to please me.

Don'ts

• Don't get violent while using your cutlery,or when you are eating and talking.You might kill me.
• Don't wear a show that makes you topple over.Be comfortable
• I cannot keep waiting.So be on time or i'll just and leave.
• I'd like it if you concentrate on me and not talk about your ex.
• Don't show up like walking-talking make up shop.I'd like to see a bit of your real facial skin.
• Focus on me.I am your date.Don't check out other men around.
• You don't need to dab powder every now and then.If you're with me, you are prefect.
• Don't take a bite of my dessert,have your own.I'm paying.are't I?
• Don't be constantly on the phone with someone else when you are with me.
• If the dinner didn't suit you,please keep the rude sounds in check till we get to a more discreet place.
• Don't start crying after you get drunk.
• Don't be too inquisitive about me.Its just a date, knowing my first name is enough.